Backhand of Justice

You should see my face when Americans call a breaddystack a sandwich. Pish posh.

Keep reading for Canada’s new bank notes, the card wizard and the Fantastic and Inglorious Mr. Fox. read more

This is one of those things that will haunt you for the rest of your life. At least if you’re that kid. By haunt of course, I mean he’ll find it hilarious and will forever be awesome.

Since it’s a double week – we have two top stories. It’s Mike Tyson time – this time as Herman Cain. Good times … potato salad.

Keep reading for Liam Neeson in Life’s Too Short, parachuting with eagles and bullet time surfing. read more

My computer totally imploded this week, which made it rather difficult to catch up on all the links. What that means is that there are just a few teaser links this week. What it also means is that next week is going to be an epic DOUBLE WEEK! Prepare yourselves.

First up we have the Softiemaker: your child’s random drawings in stuffed animal form.

Secondly we have Zach Galifianakis from 1999. I can see why his style stood out so much, especially in the late ’90’s.

The upcoming box office smash of 2011: Shark Pool. Get psyched.It’s almost sad that this seems like it could be a real movie in today’s pathetic landscape.

Keep reading for a truly presidential photo, dare to fight and the zombie safe house compilation 0f 2011. read more

The top 20 five second films, part deux. Good times – these are generally hit and miss but there’s enough amusing crap in there.

As a second little bonus – here is an epic video done for a Microsoft press conference. Gates and Ballmer, Night at the Roxbury.

Keep reading for Harrison Ford Uncharted, Robert Downey Jr. and Lord Monckton. read more

Who thought this was a good question? What the hell is happening? None of this makes any sense.

Keep reading for The Avengers, the infamous double handshake fail and the ranch dressing stunt gone wrong. read more

Seal snuggle. It was cute until he realized the seals weigh hundreds of pounds and were crushing his skeleton. Oh the humanity.

Keep reading for Being Elmo, surfing the red tide and a ridiculous  snowmobile crash. read more

Great photo series of Brett Favre on draft day. Rocking those jorts – got to love it. Wrangler: there’s a bit of the west in all of us.

Keep reading for Being Elmo, permanently inverted vision and guy on a buffalo. read more

Last week sucked so hard on the internet that I decided to save the few paltry links that were available for this, the glorious DOUBLE WEEK! Thankfully, this week provided. Behold – 2 top links for the double edition.

Wow – this is a ridiculous Suspension Bridge climb. This is going to be one of those things that other kids try to copy and you heard it here first – 100’s dead.

Chinese time travel commercial. The director of this one really understands how the world works.

Keep reading for Eddie Vedder reborn as a Latino, TV show outtakes and when Dracula attacks. read more

Danny Hart’s world championship run. This is totally worth watching because 1) it’s badass and 2) the commentators are hilarious and about to hyperventilate and die. The last line of the video caps the whole thing.

Keep reading for the dangers of mercury, death on hidden camera and how Bruges sucks. read more