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Keep reading for Canada’s new bank notes, the card wizard and the Fantastic and Inglorious Mr. Fox.

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Sometimes you know you have a good thing coming together – like this rendition of the Zelda themes.

Modern game debacle – Uncharted 3 with an 8.5 is at LEAST as big of an atrocity as the holocaust.

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How to conquer a dragon in Skyrim. There are so many good elements to this comic.

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Which Zeruda do you want? Foolish fans.

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Canada’s new bank notes have some crazy security shit going on.

The Queen still rules over Canada with an iron fist

Marathon time check. Anybody who runs on a treadmill knows what it’s like to push it to 12.6mph – shit is scary.

Strange and insane guitar skills. Has its good moments, for sure.

James Martin 952 on countdown like a boss. Impressive … most impressive.

Downhill skateboarding tournament. When they show the close-ups of the road they’re skating down, I’m surprised there isn’t a 100% death rate.

The card wizard. At first I was like – ok I can’t understand what they’re saying here, but it morphs into some english as you go.

The branch dog cam with roll cam. This guy looks completely insane. Or not very intelligent.

What is it like to drive a car going 462 mph? Pretty scary, I would imagine.

Even though I haven’t read the books, I still think the Hunger Games trailer looks pretty badass. I’ll probably see it.

The Jeopardy daily double double, the daily quadruple, like a boss.

That Airbus A320 is pretty agile especially when there’s a giant headwind available.

Click this link to know what it’s like to be a helicopter. And look around.

The flexible folding chair. I love the way everybody is so hesitant to sit down on it. Not much of a chair, but hey – it’s still pretty cool.

Disney looks like it’s going back to some good films. This one has potential.

The last few offerings from Disney have been ... how do I put this gently ... fucking terrible?

Time lapse flyover of Earth from the international space station.

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Free mall makeup session. Not quite what they were hoping for.

This door to door sales guy  has a pretty frenetic routine. That would be really tough to keep up on a consistent basis.

The Fantastic and Inglorious Mr. Fox. Mel Gibson’s final hurrah.

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Ugly dance emulator. I know all of these and plan to break them out during the next session at the club.

This robbery is some Ocean’s 11 shit with a helicopter, ropes etc. Good times, potato salad.

That's some Ocean's 11 type shit right there

I was elected to lead, not to read! Herman Cain, meet McBain. I like where this is going.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!

This is one of those things that will haunt you for the rest of your life

Since it’s a double week – we have two top stories. It’s Mike Tyson time – this time as Herman Cain. Good times … potato salad.

Keep reading for Liam Neeson in Life’s Too Short, parachuting with eagles and bullet time surfing.

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How great Halo cosplay is made. I think it would be tough to dedicate so much time to something for which there is no reward, but I guess this one at least has mass production possibilities.

GTA 5 is coming out. I’m sure it will be as cliche filled and great as the last one. This time it looks like it’s in … Miami? I’m not good at American cityscapes.

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Parachuting with Eagles. I don’t know how you get more badass.

Some people claim this is staged, but either way it’s impressive. More people would watch table tennis at the Olympics if it was all like this.

Peter Jackson’s production blog about 3d filming on the Hobbit is fairly interesting. Although I think it’s funny that their cameras are worth like $4 million on their own. Still – I trust that the 3d will be impressive, if only because Weta does everything well.

Look at all the dimensions. And the depth of field!

A pretty cool time lapse of a dam breaching. Too bad for the river, though, as it gets owned below the dam.

It’s always amazing to me how much VFX is in simple TV shows. I guess Boardwalk Empire is one where you’d expect it, but it’s still ridiculous.

The trailer for the new film from Studio Ghibli. Sounds like trash pickers.

This would be really creepy. This is why I close shop on Halloween. Although I guess unless you’re a 21 year old going bar crawling in NYC, you have a bigger problem if you’re out going door to door.

This is kind of sad. It’s clear that all we want to see at the cinema is destruction and explosions. Not that they aren’t badass. But I thought people were a little more sophisticated than that.

Beatboxing seems hard enough but adding the dubstep (which I don’t even like) is still fairly impressive.

I need to hire this guy and find him to make my costume next year. Too bad an Asian guy doesn’t make a great Robert Downey Jr, but what are you going to do.

Drinking water in zero G. Oddly disgusting.

Bullet time cameras used for surfing. Although I love the way since all the cameras are on a single boat, the rotation only goes through like 30 degrees. Whatever. Take what you can get.

I need one of these switchblade bottle openers. If anybody has a Christmas list going – this should be on it.

In the surfing theme we have the record wave – a 90 footer. It’s hard to judge how big these things are though just from the video. I’m sure the experts know what they’re doing.

Some of these giant contraptions, like that Russian earthmoving machine, are fascinating. Still, the cornering radius is a little large on this one.

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Liam Neeson kills it (just like Johnny Depp did) in this clip from Life’s Too Short.

Liam Neeson's greatest films: Schindler's List ... Taken. That is all.

Gordon Keith is a master. The one guy who out-Zach Galifianakis’d the man himself.

Toyota should hire this guy to do all their Corolla advertisements.

Just another day in the life of the NPH family. While this is funny, unfortunately I can’t say the same thing of his new movie, Harold & Kumar.

Ah the old Best Buy uniform prank. Too bad they didn’t really take it too well.

Pedobear is apparently one of the mascots for the Vancouver Olympics. This is like when the Onion is published in some mainstream newspaper.

Don’t let Siri know too much. I’m afraid I can’t let you do that, Dave.

For some reason this was the top google search for 'Siri.' Odd.

I still haven’t seen 500 days of summer, but the virginity losing aftermath scene is fairly good.

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The media has a fairly predictable reaction to the announcement that Conan will officiate a same sex wedding on his show.

Method Man used to be far more hardcore, didn’t he? I mean I realize this isn’t really a kids song or anything but the subject manner is a little questionable for a hardcore rapper.

Wow … just, wow. What kind of awful pop song are we dealing with here?

I don’t even know what’s going on here. It’s like a redneck bizarre sword dance. Is that harsh? I don’t know.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!

First up we have the Softiemaker: your child’s random drawings in stuffed animal form.

Secondly we have Zach Galifianakis from 1999. I can see why his style stood out so much, especially in the late ’90’s.

Keep reading for a truly presidential photo, dare to fight and the zombie safe house compilation 0f 2011.

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FreddieW does another very impressive trailer for Battlefield 4 on a professional film set. These things get more and more realistic looking every week. As always, the behind the scenes video is also worth a look.

Blizzard isn’t really going down the serious route for their DotA trailer. Still – I will be interested to see what IceFrog has up his sleeve.

Check out the crazy keyboard interactions of Losira a professional SC2 player. He isn’t even the best player but I can see how they all get RSD.

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Uncharted 3 motion capture behind the scenes. I can’t wait to play this game.

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Richard Garriott serves NCSoft again. Eat it, tools.
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The zombie safe house competition of 2011. This is serious business.

Your standard zombie hideout is great for the zombie apocalypse. But there's not much natural light the rest of the time.

This Jumpman channel video would be far better if it was just Dwyane and Chris Paul crushing everybody.

Come on – give the big mascot guy a hug … They should combine this concept with that of the dare to fight video below.

Yet another step on my 2030 cars drive themselves timeline. HUD navigation system in the car. I can’t wait for this stuff to all be standard. Sounds like a great safety invention.

This SyFy (I still can’t believe they changed their name to that POS) prequel thing to Peter Pan looks interesting. I’d watch it if I had that channel, I’m not sure whether I do or not because all their other programming is dogshit.

A valuable lesson in life: never make too many penguin sweaters. This will serve you well in many situations.

Who knew a hot air balloon crash could be so harrowing?

Stamford has these vacuum cooling mechanisms that apparently make you a superhero. Or something. I didn’t read all the fine print.

Robots can ride bicycles now. That’s the second sign of the apocalypse. In November, 2011, Skynet became self aware.

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Johnny Depp and Ricky Gervais. I love the way they’re both in on the joke. If you don’t remember the opening comments from the Golden Globes …

Dare to fight! Who in their right mind would actually fight a ninja though? They brought this on themselves.

FACT: Ninjas are mammals. Ninjas fight ALL THE TIME. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Best cosplay – the Yip Yip aliens (I assume that’s the official name) from Sesame Street.

The Taiwanese animation of the Steve Jobs biography may be their best yet. I love the weird way their news can’t just be someone talking about the news – they have to have strange computer generated animations for it.

The San Francisco interim mayor has the greatest campaign video of all time. Too legit to quit.

The best costume ever … the giant baby thingy (TM).

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This is truly a presidential photo. Who likes short shorts?

Clinton's reaction upon seeing this photo.

Seriously? This is the iceberg that sank the Titanic? And they thought it was unsinkable? More like … un … floatable! See what I did there?

Wow – you have to get all your clothes from Cecilia Cassini. She sounds like the world’s foremost expert on fashion.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!

The top 20 five second films, part deux

As a second little bonus – here is an epic video done for a Microsoft press conference. Gates and Ballmer, Night at the Roxbury.

Keep reading for Harrison Ford Uncharted, Robert Downey Jr. and Lord Monckton.

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They say Dark Souls is a hard game? Not for this guy who powers through the entire thing in about 90 minutes.

The ultimate Battlefield gaming setup … although I doubt the ’simulation’ gunshot hits are actually accurate. Otherwise he’d be a little less pleased.

Harrison Ford’s uncharted commercials. Good choice given this is an Indiana Jones game, essentially -but he still looks completely clueless playing it ha.

Dragon Age Redemption Episode 2 – they’re getting better. The atrocious elf ears are still a problem though.

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Inverted controls PSA. Friends don’t let friends play inverted.

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The greatest gamer in Thailand. I’ll say one thing – this guy really gets into the game. You have to respect that.

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Formula 1 helmet cam, and this is only a practice lap. I love the incredible acceleration. I would die instantly if I tried to drive one of these.

Formula 1 - don't these things look like Death Traps?

Michael Winslow, best known for Police Academy, does an incredible voice cover of Zeppelin.

360 degree panorama ball camera. They should really fix the green tinge that you get on the photos, but other than that it’s pretty badass.

Chronicle trailer. This looks interesting – sort of seems like a live action Akira for the 21st century. I like the sound of that.

Don’t Stop Me Now entirely guitar rendition. It’s always an Asian doing these, isn’t it? Funtwo style.

The early pre crazy phase for Queen here. Don't stop him now. He's having such a good time.

Robert Downey Jr. asks for forgiveness for Mel Gibson. I think one – I can’t help but like anything that Mr. Downey Jr. says, but secondly – drug addiction and hating Jews isn’t the same thing. You can feel bad for a drug addict and he’s only really hurting himself.

Quantum levitation. This is pretty cool. Hopefully they’ll come up with something more interesting to do with it than holding little discs.

Hollywood’s secret Japanese commercials. Some of these are comedy gold, Jerry.

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Lord Monckton. This is a great satirical video.

This could potentially be the best upcoming game out there: Enviro-bear. The accuracy of the simulation is stunning.

Beyonce decides to embarrass one of her fans. Intentionally? Probably.

What to do on Christmas when you’re a heroin addict? The choice is clear.

The Chase British TV show – this guy really has to get it under control.

Guy quits his job with musical accompaniment. Well played, sir, well played.

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Sean Payton gets his knee destroyed by one of his own teammates. Odd, because he’s not even a player – he’s the coach. Move those feet, coach!

Didn't see that one coming did you Coach? Now you won't walk for a while.

This guy tries to rob the wrong guy and gets owned because of it. The perils of a life of crime?

Francis auditions for extreme makeover: obesity edition. I think he’s onto something.

Conan grammar check … seriously – who would say that on a show? Embarrassing.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!

Who thought this was a good question

Keep reading for The Avengers, the infamous double handshake fail and the ranch dressing stunt gone wrong.

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Robin Williams appears to really like Zelda. More than he likes his beard, in fact. Who knew?

Nathan Drake: Desert Fighter. They could show Nathan Drake waiting on his laundry and it would be enough to sell copies of Uncharted 3.

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The Batman commercials have always been good. They were good for Arkham Asylum and these ones are even better.

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Dragon Age: Redemption – Episode 1. Nice effort, Felicia Day, but like all of these things, this was dead before it got off the ground.

The Michael Phelps videogame is finally here and it’s glorious.

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Trampoline training at Cirque du Soleil. I know these shows are played out and a little cheesy but I love them – I want to see all the new ones.

And so the Photoshop focusing filter was born. Nothing would ever be the same again. Enhance …

Incredible fake punt victory and a lame rule takes it back. I think you should get *extra* points for celebrating before the TD – I mean it makes it easier for them to get you. Nobody’s TD celebration is running as hard as they can for the end zone.

Interesting trick with a block of wood. I didn’t realize boiled wood was that malleable.

Colbert says goodbye to Steve Jobs in a very charming way. I wish I watched this show more frequently than never.

It seemed unfair with Bill Gates as the headliner not to have Steve Jobs in here as well. Even in death Steve old buddy, I've got your back ...

The first trailer for the Avengers. This is either going to be really cool, or it’s going to be one of those movies where it’s a complete train wreck. I have to say though, some of these superheroes are far cooler and more useful than others. Like Thor, or Iron Man. What is the dude with the bow, or Scarlett Johansson, going to do that is at all useful compared to them?

Yes yes, I know everybody can tell me how this is actually done but I have to say it’s still an impressive illusion at least to my untrained mind and eyes.

This is a pretty cool on-board rocket competition video. It made it to 121,000 feet.

The Matrix, like everything, is a remix. Although I have to admit – some of these were spot on and some of them I was thinking ‘yeah ok so you could have put in any asian kung fu movie clip here as that’s just a trope, not homage.’

It seemed unfair with Steve Jobs in here not to have Carrie Ann Moss. Even in death I've got your ... wait - what was I saying? None of this makes any sense.

Funny easter eggs (of a sort) with Siri, the new iPhone assistant. Some of these don’t seem that amusing but hey – like most things on the internet it’s hit and miss.

The Japanese have invented some crazy crap – not least of which is the ammonia fire extinguisher grenade. Clear!

Old superhero costumes. These look like they’re made out of some kind of cloth. Who could possibly save the world wearing something so old fashioned?

Cliff collapse. This guy is pleased he got it on tape. Understated, just how I like it.

This ice cream vendor in Istanbul is toeing a fine line between being cute and really pissing off his customers.

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The most epic fail handshake seen in the wild. You have been warned: awkwardness within.

Still an old classic. Oh Cash4Gold, you rascal.

Mountain biker taken out by an antelope. Bad luck buddy, but really – you didn’t see it coming? You couldn’t hit the brakes for a bit?

Is this worse than being hit by an antelope? I can't really tell.

They should put this on the £20 notes. Who’s with me?

Just washing my car. Carry on.

Everything could use a little guitar accompaniment.

Dr. Seuss meets Cthulhu. I can’t tell if this is that good or not because I haven’t read anything other than the two pictures featured but it looks like it could have potential.

It’s never smart to get into a honk war with a snare drummer. That’s almost as bad as getting involved in a land war in Asia.

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This guy makes a ridiculous leap into a pool from the balcony. This was so close to being a snuff video. At least for his feet.

The reaction that children have to most things is pretty hilarious. This seemed like a totally normal kid until she went and freaked out.

The infamous ranch dressing bet. Never do it without professional supervision.

Getting out of a truck like a boss. I’m glad they showed the part where he got up, intact and all.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!

Seal snuggle

Keep reading for Being Elmo, surfing the red tide and a ridiculous  snowmobile crash.

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There aren’t many links this week in the videogame section. In fact, there is only one – but it’s one of the finest commercials that Sony has ever made. /Salute.

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Trailer for Being Elmo. This guy is incredible. He’s living the dream and it sounds like it was really hard for him – whereas I’m totally not doing any of that.

Snowmobile crash … almost made it.

Gordon Ramsey responds to this douche interviewer who ordered a steak well done. I would just have said ‘jesus Australia, what’s wrong with you? Who orders a steak well done?!’

Tattoo in progress. I understand most of the process but some of the weird shading stuff is foreign to me. I thought they just inject ink into you.

Pretty good card trick. I didn’t even realize what was happening at first but it’s also an impressive voice trick.

Crazy synchronized gymnastics. This is far more impressive than that crappy other ’sport’: synchronized swimming.

This is a pretty cool calendar. I wonder what the error variance on it is or whether there are some that totally don’t work.

Surfing the red tide. I didn’t really see any of the surfers. All I can say is that if they’re out in waves that big with bio-luminescent red tide as the only light source, they are ballsy.

Resistance is Futile

Sci-Fi and Fantasy book flowchart. What do you like?

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Battling bad science. I feel like most TED talks that are successful are essentially comedy routines and not actually about learning at all.

PENNY PONG! You play penny pong? Oh it’s on then. The ridiculous athletic wear is really what completes the whole thing.

Daffy Duck the Wizard. I love the way this is from the official animation team.

Daffy Duck sadly lost out on the role of Green Lantern to Ryan Reynolds

This Danish comedy routine about a swimming lesson has taught me 2 things: Never swim in Denmark, and Danish people like to yell a lot. And maybe hit Germans. I don’t know.

Chris Farley: dating grand master. Will there ever be another? Probably not in our lifetimes.

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Ridiculous Nun Akido documentary. This has to be a joke, right?

Oh man – reddit is blowing up. Too bad it’s for jailbait. Who doesn’t like that? Right … guys? Guys? You know what they say – no publicity is bad publicity.

Panda attack! PANIC.

Pandas look cute ... that's when they strike

Razor advertisement. That’s pretty clever.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!

Keep reading for Being Elmo, permanently inverted vision and guy on a buffalo.

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Gabe is still the man. Too bad the constant weight jokes mean Half Life Episode 3 is never coming out.

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Videogames are no laughing matter. At least not this week apparently.

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Dark Souls preview quick look. I never played Demon Souls but I heard that game was the most divisive of its release year – a real love hate thing.

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Engagement on the set of Scrubs. You know the actors are probably cool if they’re willing to do this. I guess if you work with people for long enough it’s hard not to make some sort of basic emotional attachment with them.

Trailer for Being Elmo – I have seen many videos with this guy and he seems completely genuine and is doing what he loves.

Sometimes the paper airplane works just perfectly. Strange, though – my experience has always been that stupid unconventional paper airplanes fly like crap.

It's unlikely this design confers any flight advantages

Anti ship missile test. 1) It seems like there was no actual explosive in the missile. 2) These things are terrifying. 3) Flying a jet at low altitudes *and* filming like a boss.

If you wear goggles that invert everything in your vision for a few days, your brain will automatically correct it and things will look normal to you again.

Tiny models of the famous wind walker sculptures. The real size ones look creepy and like giant insects. Maybe the smaller ones will be cute. Once they’re in your home though there’s no turning back.

French postman builds a palace by hand over 33 years. My postman isn’t nearly this cool.

Two stage water rocket reaches over 800 feet. I suppose if it’s that powerful though, the water rocket can still probably blow you up if you aren’t careful.

Where do I get the job where I discuss slinky physics all day? Oh – retired physics teacher is what I’m talking about? Damn.

Slinky, slinky, everyone loves a slinky

Painting with squeeze bottles. This is when we know that people have run out of things to paint and now have to come up with arbitrarily stupid methods of doing things.

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Mad magazine – they still exist? I guess they’re just scavenging the internet to try to hang onto the last few readers / viewers they have.

Chevy Chase still occasionally has it. It’s no Caddyshack, but Community still has some good moments.

Glory days, yeah goin' back, glory days aw he ain't never had, glory days ... glory days.

I can’t find the video link to this to see if it’s legit. If it is though, that Bill O’Reilly is a clever man.

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This seems legit. Why would anybody ever turn off Google autocomplete?

Dude – you need to cool off a little before you take your shower and get changed. Or else he’s really nervous to be talking to the media post game.

Don’t mess with a guy on a buffalo. Especially one that has a ridiculous soundtrack.

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Wow – this is a ridiculous Suspension Bridge climb. This is going to be one of those things that other kids try to copy and you heard it here first – 100’s dead.

Chinese time travel commercial. The director of this one really understands how the world works.

Keep reading for Eddie Vedder reborn as a Latino, TV show outtakes and when Dracula attacks.

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The Dota 2 client was leaked – is there any Episode 3 code in there? Potentially. I hope so – keeps the dream alive. And the weapons mentioned sound pretty cool.

Quest for the golden Nintendo game. I think it’s great to have direction in life.

Quick look for Diablo 3. This is certainly going to be the best game of whatever year in which it is released. Hopefully 2011.

The Trine 2 trailer – looks like they’ve added colors to the sequel. That’s a big change.

Wing Commander on Good Old Games – now you can finally see the best moment of Mark Hamill’s career.

The PS Vita is coming – get excited. Battery life is like the original Game Boy, except no reasonable consumer product can demand 4 AAA batteries anymore.

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Check out the motion capture behind Harley Quinn’s hot moves. Incredible.

NBA Jam was missing something. The people on the design team thought long and hard about what it possibly could have been, and then they came up with it: Honey Badgers.

Sorry Mario, but the Princess is in another castle. But what’s this?

If you stay until after the credits of the first Mario game you see some hot Toad & Mario action.

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I thought China was just a couple hours ahead of the United States but apparently they’re years into the future. Not only do they have Diablo 5 but they have the expansion pack.

The World of Warcraft family. Some might see this as sad but you know – they’re bonding more than most families I guess. It’s better than the furry video below.

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A TV show where you apparently try to imitate a famous person and this guy’s Eddie Vedder is fantastic. An even better imitation is this Queen one.

Putin, as always, is a man of action. This is why America is on the decline.

Russia closed their budget gap by replacing the entire army with Putin himself. You know why America can't do that? Because we didn't elect Schwarzenegger.

Windows 8 preview – sounds like they’re removing all the functionality from Windows and instead replacing it with some stupid ass mobile phone social media bullshit. Good times.

The future of Flash is grim. Looks like the good people at Apple might be winning the war.

Watermelon carving. I guess this is kind of impressive, but then again – your most impressive skill is carving up fruit.

Most of the covers on the internet are pretty bad. Sometimes even if you’re bad, however, the source material more than makes up for it.

Real time facial changing software. Creepy. Very creepy.

There’s nothing that can’t be improved by adding Tom Selleck’s mustache.

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Outtakes from The Office. I don’t know how they actually finish filming anything as it seems like they’re laughing all the time. Not quite as good as the Community outtakes, however. Especially the Batman parts. Actually, you know that Community is a much better show because the outtakes are much funnier. You don’t even need to watch the Office ones.

Is Dracula biting my head? No? Cool.

You Suck at Photoshop – removing the wedding ring from a finger. With a little extra commentary on the side.

The speech Ricky Gervais prepared for the Emmy’s was pretty good. It really feels like it should be Emmies, not Emmy’s.

Sorry Laura Bush. Sacrifices have to be made. Corners have to be cut if we’re going to balance the budget.

Photo evidence suggests that Laura Bush is either a robot or a wax mannequin.

I love the way the girl in the background can’t even help but laugh at this ridiculous car crash runthrough. I wish I was this excited about anything.

Star Wars or Star Trek – which is better? This just proves how great Shatner really is – constantly joking even in random interviews, just like Bill Murray.

You probably thought that Coyote was alive. Nope, just Chuck Testa.

Even more difficult than working on The Office, however, is working with Will Ferrell. Impossible.

Sometimes the cops aren’t that annoyed about excessive drinking. It’s about being in the right place. I can respect that.

In honor of the Simpsons’ 23rd anniversary (or rather, in honor of the 13th consecutive shit season after the first decade of quality) these are some of the best Simpsons clips.

Why are neighbors so inconsiderate these days? Just remove the damn patio chairs.

Should you have another drink? Just follow the flow chart.

Nicole Scherzinger on Conan O’Brien. Something tells me this is staged, but what are you going to do.

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Yeah – hang gliding really looks fun. For the instructor and for the person paying for the lesson. A great instructor judges the wind at all times.

The only hang gliders who had fun were in the past like the guy in this photo. Current ones all just vomit everywhere.

Guy makes a pro furries clip to show to friends who are in the circle, and it gets out onto the net and is ridiculed (just a bit). Awkward.

What are we going to do to wow audiences. OH I’VE GOT IT! We get Liam Neeson to strap beer bottle shards to his hands and fight CGI wolves. Opening night.

Tried to do the stupid coning thing and you blew it – this guy is totally on top of it. How embarrassing.

The motorcycle ride illusion – it’s incredible what bored people can do with home cameras these days.

The best of Cops. I don’t sell crack. Who do you think I am?

Penguins – they look cute, but they’re actually the second most dangerous animal behind the Hippo.

They have run out of shit to do on this show. Worst possible reason for a divorce.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!

Danny Hart’s world championship run

Keep reading for the dangers of mercury, death on hidden camera and how Bruges sucks.

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The DOOM ban was finally lifted in Germany as it’s now only interesting for academic purposes or something. What do they know? Shit is still badass.

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Super Smash Bros. fatalities. Finish him!

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Nothing? How improper.

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100 years of fashion in 100 seconds. The coordination of the dancing is really the more impressive thing.

Underwater hunting. This sounds a little inconvenient. There are plenty of fish on land, after all.

The snare drumming gets a little ridiculous here.  No wonder he got first place. Too bad there’s no money in it. Unless you’re Nick Cannon.

Texas wildfires have good movement. Been practicing on the track clearly.

Until the wildlife starts to panic I'm sure it's fine.

Bird that can mimic anything copies a construction site. I don’t know what the evolutionary advantage of this is, but whatever.

The tank invisibility cloak. Too bad everybody likes to shoot cows as well.

Jason Statham has had a crazy life so far. His diving experience probably gives him good context for his diving action films.

Lots of people tell me they played with mercury as a kid. They thought it was safe. Now they have ebola, or brain cancer or something.

Where’s this guy’s book deal and movie with a major Hollywood superstar? Outrageous!

John Butler Trio guitar guy gets increasingly good as this song goes on.

Funny

Death on hidden camera. The reactions here are gold.

Not the most photogenic.

Pigeon weapons. I don’t know how they caught them in the first place. I don’t want to know.

Gif.tv. Hit and miss but when it’s on it’s great.

Usain Bolt celebrates a bit too early. Still – can’t argue with the results.

Australian morning show – these things are much better than American morning shows. A little awkward though.

Dolphin c-c-c-c-combo breaker! I thought they were meant to be good swimmers.

Mariusz Pudazianowski, the world’s strongest man, doing the jitterbug. Good times.

Do you want bargain URLs? It’s not too late for some of these hot deals.

Would Bruges impress you? Me neither, and I’ve been there.

I have brought great shame to my family

Pulling the tablecloth out from under the table attempt #4 … epic fail.

Kanye West and his crazy sounds. Hah! Huh! WHAT?

Hah! Heh! Yeah!

The crazy dance guy is back. And this time he brought an awkward friend.

Mother duck fail. I think you get your duck license revoked for this.

That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!