Backhand of Justice

This proves that not only is Beyonce in fact replaceable, but that she can be outsourced for a fraction of the cost. Chalk another one up for Asia. As you’ll see later, they got Whitney Houston too!

Keep reading for Rush Limbaugh’s apartment, PIXEL and the greatest sports reporting in the world. read more

At least this guy knows he’s a terrible father. This is pure gold. You’re not a single lady!

Keep reading for Horse Gaga, Stouffer’s Suicide Prevention Tips, and why two bombs for Japan wasn’t enough. read more

A $500 car off Craigslist beats $400k rally racers. This is a great story with some amusing videos and anecdotes. Definitely worth a read.

Keep reading for the Zoidberg hat, virtual piano and fatal beatings. Every post should involve at least one fatal beating. read more

This week opens with Mega64: A Yakuza 3 Short Film. Rapier wit (if you’re aware of the cuts that were made to make a Western version of Yakuza 3).

Keep reading for antiquated manly slang, chatroulette piano improv and the one, the only, the Bill Paxton pinball machine. All hail Billy P. read more

Here it is: the  most action packed movie in the world. I don’t know how this missed the Oscar when it came out.

Keep reading for some bullshit happening somewhere, a creepy vacuum collection and G-Dubs vs. the tiger. read more

I’m a sucker for charming short films, and this one certainly takes the cake. Sign Language – I voted for it and last I checked it had a substantial lead.

Keep reading for Ghostbusters vs. Love Game, Matchstick Minas Tirith and the most epic Quarantine Rap in the world.   read more

How did I not hear about this when it was happening? This is the greatest musical ever made! I need to get one of those suits. I was going to be Cookie Monster for halloween one of these years but I think that dream has been replaced.

Keep reading for Tom Green’s rap battle, skiing down Mt. Everest and the legendary blobfish. Fear the blobfish. read more

This week’s link of the week is one of the most interesting videos I’ve seen in a while. It demonstrates the multiple uses of green screen in regular situations. It’s amazing how the most trivial things are replaced. I suppose that just shows how far computer graphics technology has come; it’s cheaper to fill in backgrounds with CGI even when it’s just a regular city street.

Keep reading for economic gangster raps, the Cubestormer, and the fall of the mighty Count Chocula (as was foretold in legend). read more

Anybody who knows me would know that I love old school action films. We’re talking about the Terminator / Commando / Robocop generation of action films. I didn’t really think the films themselves could be improved upon. But then they get their Rap tributes. Some sort of Rap Opera, or Rapsploitation. I approve.

Keep reading for the 25 worst videogame stock photos, epic ski signs and the Toronto Raptor going crazy. read more

The Onion strikes again … or should I say ’struck’ considering this gem is from 2000. I thought it deserved a second look. Damn kids and their toys.

Keep reading for Guile being busted for Insurance fraud, the 12 most ridiculous things you can buy on the internet and Macquarie giving all us bankers a good name.    read more