Are you bored of foolish nightly pursuits and want to add some spice to your life? If that’s the case – Cash Club is the game for you. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
Keep reading for more Lonely Island, The Joy of Painting and a movie trailer proposal.
The greatest computer case mod in the world: the HEV charging station mod. If I was a playboy billionaire I would probably own this. Too bad I’m not.
Practical uses for the Portal gun. I wouldn’t so much say these are practical so much as practical joke uses.
I have brought great shame to my family
The videogame industry avoided shame this week? Incredible! I guess there was that Duke Nukem autopsy vid, and the continued PSN saga, but those are old news.
The Joy of Painting: Bob was a goddamn wizard, I tell you. If only we had people with this level of talent in all fields, there’d be no problems.
The later years, including the cancellation of his show, were not kind to Bob
Crazy electromagnet fun / happy video. Too bad it uses some CGI and isn’t just badass in reality.
Why don’t we get any Osama pictures? Because you’re all immature. Not like me – the beacon of civility.
Texas passes a law essentially banning TSA searches. The TSA freaks out because they’re a bunch of babies. Into the radiation chamber!
What is synesthesia? Maybe this video about noisy fruits and veggies will help you to understand.
Jackie Chan’s top 10 stunts. Never forget. If you’re ever in a bad situation and you could have anything to get you out of it – there’s only one choice. Foolish people are like ‘I’d take a machine gun’ or ‘a tactical nuke!’ The only correct answer is ‘Jackie Chan and a ladder.’
Once the movie roles dried up, Jackie Chan took to the streets
A cute movie trailer proposal – you know it’s a fake movie trailer because these people aren’t pretty enough.
Holy crap a lot of college graduates move home now after graduation. I didn’t even consider it – I guess I’m one of the lucky ones pre recession.
We could save money on air travel if we just didn’t build landing gear on the planes. Clearly it’s extraneous anyway.
You have to love the crazy 1920’s reporter – he’s BACK AT IT! I love this guy.
It wasn’t included last week, but some wanted to see more of the Lonely Island greatest hits from their latest CD, so I thought I’d present you with the choice bits: We’re Back, I Just Had Sex feat. Akon and The Creep.
On the eve of the apocalypse, I thought it would be nice to see Odin tell those nutjobs how it is. I can’t wait for Saturday post 6pm – it’s going to be really embarrassing.
Odin ... more badass than Jesus? Certainly.
The nerf nuke – the only thing that could have made this short better would be if they released the schematics. I think Libya has it.
Conversations with Bert, starring Andy Samberg. I can’t tell if this is a joke or not. It seems like a bizzarre parody sketch, very tongue in cheek.
Sometimes a dog just enjoys a good popsicle. Mmmmm.
Cee Lo has something good going on here. All songs should be so lucky.
Sometimes you just want to sing and be the focus of everybody, but you’re upstaged by a crazy dancing kid.
I have brought great shame to my family
Death by Mentos. Just another reminder that death is always just around the corner. Dun dun DUN!!!
Surprisingly, the Mentos truck is responsible for all but 3% of deaths in the mainland US.
Sometimes you just have to transport a zoo in your suitcases. I am disappointed this guy got interrupted so I can’t add to my menagerie.
What the devil? What is this sorcery? Seagulls and windows don’t really mix.
19th century Vampire hunting tool kit. Maybe it’s fake. Does it really matter? The Vampire threat is real and we’re unprepared.
That’s all for this week. Did I miss anything? Hit up the comments!
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